Just A Small Town Girl

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brought to you by some of the same people who used the sloganator to such good effect.

the weatherman on the bbc just said it might be "muggy again" on saturday.
it does not get muggy here.

(yes, i'm still packing.)

this afternoon, i sent mark an email asking if he knew how to make a certain file, as the user's manual that came with the software in question is useless. this is the answer i got, and it amused me greatly, brightening an otherwise rather grumpy day.

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As far as I can gather from the manual the best way to make it is as
follows:


1) Make a ceremonial headress out of 3-day old fish tails
2) Smear the juice of one guava on your face (mind the seeds don't
get in your eyes)
3) Place the manual (excluding the boxes as these contain
polymers) in a pile in the centre of your workspace
4) Set fire to said pile
5) Dance around the burning pile of useless crap, singing "what
the fuck shall I do, what the hell does it mean?" until you run out of
breath
6) The number of times you repeated the phrase should be entered
in a notepad file in I5 format
7) Repeat steps 5-6 till it looks vaguely similar to the single
example they give.

Worked for me.