suddenly a light went on in my head and now i'm ready to declare WAR

[jerseyfabulous]

declared value of package IN US DOLLARS: 200
tax imposed by hm's asshole customs & excise IN BRITISH POUNDS: 35.27
current exchange rate: nowhere near 1:1. daily rate is 1.87something.
vat rate: 17.5%

I AM READY TO LAY WASTE TO HM CUSTOMS AND EXCISE. greedy willfully incompetent money-grubbing limey bastards!