because it's monday and i'll be cranky

please help amuse me! fill in the following:
<b>Name:</b> <b>Age:</b> <b>Reason for LJ username:</b> <b>MSN name:</b> <b>Reason for MSN name:</b> <b>Do you enjoy reading my LJ:</b> <b>Why:</b> <b>Interesting fact about you:</b> <b>Weird fact about you:</b> <b>Quote:</b> <b>Will you post this in your LJ:</b> RECOMMEND <b>1. A movie:</b> <b>2. A book:</b> <b>3. A musical artist, song, or album:</b> <b>4. An LJ user not on my friends list:</b> <b>5. Something to do in the next two months:</b>
this meme shamelessly stolen from blackmoonruby.

there's eye candy in the comments

bu-guh?

palermo sporting director foschi to sue ref
he sounds even crankier about it in italian.

my brain is still trying to process this, so i have no witty commentary. maybe after dinner.