i could spit nails

honestly. why don't concerned women for america change their name to something appropriate? lobotomized women for the theocracy comes to mind.

( rant follows. strong language may be inappropriate for children. parental discretion is advised. )

an open letter to across the hall

dude,

you seem ok in our passing interactions on the stairs, and i like your cat. but i really don't want to hear whatever the hell that was. i'm not sure if it involved drugs, sex, or violence. (and i should mention that i have at least once before contemplated calling the police about one of your domestic disturbances.) maybe it was just an excess of energy on your part. i don't know. and so far as it doesn't involve violence, i don't really care. just please, for my sanity, keep it down.

the girl across the hall

*speechless*

it's a bad headline. yet somehow i can't come up with a better one.
cheekybaby? suggestions?