jerseyfabulous | yes, you *are* special, london commuter (Reply)

yes, you. the mentally challenged individual stood right where the middle of the doors will be when the train stops. you KNOW they will be there, which is why you have stood where you are. did it ever occur to that little microscopic brain of yours that you will facilitate everyone's journey, including your own, if you are in fact NOT in the middle of where the doors will open? that standing to the side of where the doors open so people trying to get off might not have to body check you to do so might be a valid plan? (and sunshine, let me assure you, you ever stand smack in front of me like that, i will have no compunctions about trying to walk through you. just ask any of the people i've done it to. and i do not apologize for your stupidity. i'm not either of your parents, thus your cognitive inability is in no way my fault.) has it ever occurred to you that there might be a reason the station agents/train drivers/whatever they call the dlr people make that announcement to please allow passengers off the train first? or do you just honestly believe you're special, just like every other flea-brained asswit doing the same damn rude and annoying thing you're doing?

idiot.

ps- to the idiot who after having stood in the middle of where the doors would be, then took exactly one step forward into the train and blocked the doors from the inside: i wasn't trying to be helpful pushing the open doors button at greenwich. i was actually hoping you wouldn't notice anyone was pushing the button and would fall backwards out of the train. it would probably have amused more than just me.