open letter to the british commentators

[jerseyfabulous]

dear football commentators,

please learn how to say the names. i'm pretty sure you're mispronouncing the italian names, and i know you're messing up the german ones. it's really annoying. if you have time, work on recognizing one player from the other. i don't follow italian football but i can still tell them apart.

love and kisses,
me