it's not really funny but...

the parkway is flooded.
*snickers at the chaos that's got to be causing*
yes, i shouldn't be laughing. i'm evil. actually, i'm just cranky. thank god it's friday. even if it's a gray, rainy, nasty friday. i'll take what i can get.
add to the list of people i could cheerfully eviscerate:

• the asshole driving the royal mail van that almost knocked me off my bike twice in greenwich this morning
  
• everyone who thinks that "keep left" is for everyone else. not my fault you're wierd in this country and insist on driving left, but if that's how it's done, then that's the way i'ma do it.
  
• all the male cyclists who think that by virtue of me being little, female, and riding a funky bike, i will get out of their bigger, more important, lycra-clad way. fuck y'all and the overpriced chunks of metal you rode in on. you're getting out of MY way, bitches.

london traffic planning

an oxymoron on the order of military intelligence.